3 word story

The he farted

 

Like a boss

 

In my soup

 

There was bubbles

 

in my soup

 

I kicked bob

 

Then ate him

 

And craped

 

 that was two

 

On the lawn. 

 

Of his boss

 

Then a bird

 

Ate a worm

 

That's the end

 

No it's not

 

He then licked

 

My dogs weewee

 

Then it puked

 

We take showers

 

Together like gays 