1001 ways to go to jail

Or smoke weed with a cop,

 

Depends which cop.

 

And in about 3 months, own a gun :/

 

Steal a cop car and drive around underage blasting 'highway to hell' and throwing the ocasionall toy gun out of the car window. XD

 

Ha. Nice one rani.

 

Blow up the White House with Obama and his shit of a choice of cabinet 

 

but that'd land you in Guantanamo Bay..

 

I'm going there on vacation.

 

#SmashACop 

 

Uhm. You're vacationing.. at Guantanamo Bay?























seems legit

 

Yeah. It's nice this time of year.

 

Plenty of ways just don't do them lol

 

Ask them you want to go to jail. Remember to say please.

 

Eat more chocolate pudding.

 

Play mayonnaise as an instrument.

 

rob a house but dont wear gloves and make sure you and your friend film it and put it on youtube

 

Throwing your broken washing machine out the window when you live in the top floor of a big apartment block. 

 

Say that your going for the Yankees in the Super Bowl.