1001 ways to go to jail

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. -_- that girl justine bieber killed the thread
     
  2. Molest a cop. 
     
  3.  But I dnt wanna touch my dad or bff's dad. Eww.. Pedocops. 
     
  4. Later, at 5:30, Sophie came barging into my house with a mad expression. "Sophie, what happened?" I asked in shock.

    "Farmer's daughter took me down because I was hugging 'her man'. He was just sad because his favorite horse died and wanted a frickin' hug." She crawled into a cave chair. I took out the pizza.

    "CHARLIE! LELILAH! Dinner's ready!" I called. I heard the tiny pitter-patter on the hardwood floor. They eyed the pizza hungrily.

    "Sit down on the couch and say hi to Sophie." I told them. They walked over to the couch and scrambled to sit down.

    "Hi Ms. Sophie!" they chanted.

    "Oh please, I'm not your teacher. Call me Sophie." She replied, all cheery. I walked over and sat down on a purple and black beanbag. I turned on the stereo to "Apple Bottom Jeans (Clean Version)" We ate while singing along.

    "Shawty's got those apple bottom jeans jeans boots with the fur (with the fur), the whole club's lookin at her..." After about 20 minutes of Wiz Khalifa, Usher, and Black Eyed Peas, I took up the plates and threw them away. (Don't panic they were paper :roll: )

    I sent the girls to get their baths and go to bed. Then I said goodbye to Sophie and layed on the couch. I was feeling strange. I don't know what it was. I hope it's a good thing.

    Read that for 3 hours in a public restroom then start screaming.

    :/
     
  5. Shoot someone
     
  6. Put a cops own handcuffs on him
     
  7. Just bumping. Don't mind me :3
     
  8. Masturbate in front of a cop under the age of 18
     
  9. Threatening to kill someone over phone game etc
     
  10. Flash infront of obama. If youre a man 
     
  11. #1 Murder
    #2 Rape
    #3 Theft
    #4 Indecent Exposure
    #5 DUI
    #6 Drugs
    #7 Trafficking
    #8 Libel or Tarnishing of ones reputation
    #9 Black Mail/Threats
    #10 Imposter/Con Artist













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    This of course only counts if you're stupid enough to get caught.
     
  12. Hosting an underground chinchilla fighting operation.
     
  13. Grand theft auto.
     
  14. Kidnap Obama's daughter.
    Make fake money, and buy a lotta shit.
    Run around Walmart naked.
     
  15. And crap it out of Obamas mouth while the secret services get busy with those strippers they ordered..
     
  16. that was a continuation to Cash Lovers post XD