Using a plastic spoon, dig your way out through the steel bars. When the steel bars snap, run out and throw a plastic knife at one guard, plastic fork at another. Then with the porridge on your plastic plate, throw it at the bullets being fired at you. Then, throw a plastic cup at a big red button which makes the whole prison set on fire. Then run out and use your ninja skills to assassinate the Army and then jump off a cliff.
I say this on myth busters if your good they give u a type of radio and u usually have salsa of some type take that back to your jail cell and take apart the radio and the heat the salsa as high as u can and it melts the bars and if that doesn't work the rip out the sink or toilet
If you have a cell-mate, plan this with them. One of you stays behind at jail though. Have your cell-mate wrap his/her hands around your throat like he wants to kill you. Yell "Help! [insert name] us trying to kill me!" then act like your gasping for breath. As soon as the guards open the door, your partner will release you, and you can run like a madman. When you reach the doors, which are guarded, use your superpowers to fly over them and reach the door. Then use your superpowers to grab your family and belongings, and put them in a helicopter. Kill the pilot, then fly to Mars. Then you can live happily ever after with the Martians.
Become the 'I like Trains' kid and say I like Trains until they run over the prison. Blasts from the past!
Work a whole year in thier gym getting stronger. Then get so strong that you can pick up anything. Tear the metal bed off the wall and throw it at the bars...or the other wall. Then run as fast as you can and when you hide...Rob a bank quick and get enough money to buy a monkey, name it bob....and make it be your monkey butler for no apperant reason.
Get a polar bear so it can eat the guards and knock down the bars. Then you can ride the polar bear away!!
Now I'm wondering if the person who did this forum is I prison and is trying these ways to get out