1001 ways to break out of jail

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 2, 2011.

  1. Grenade
     
  2. Using a mob connection(or cartel)
     
  3. MY FRIENDS MOM BROKE OUTTA JAIL
     
  4. Using a plastic spoon, dig your way out through the steel bars. When the steel bars snap, run out and throw a plastic knife at one guard, plastic fork at another. Then with the porridge on your plastic plate, throw it at the bullets being fired at you. Then, throw a plastic cup at a big red button which makes the whole prison set on fire. Then run out and use your ninja skills to assassinate the Army and then jump off a cliff.
     
  5. Use the RPG that was left on your bed by the last inmate and blow up the wall
     
  6. I say this on myth busters if your good they give u a type of radio and u usually have salsa of some type take that back to your jail cell and take apart the radio and the heat the salsa as high as u can and it melts the bars and if that doesn't work the rip out the sink or toilet
     
  7. Gee, I almost forgot about this dinosaur of a thread!
     
  8. YOU HAVE TO BELIIIEEEEVVEE
     
  9. Pick lock it and then use FUS ROH DAH! on the guards
     
  10. Be me and teleport out of the prison. But you can't be me so BLEH.
     
  11. If you have a cell-mate, plan this with them. One of you stays behind at jail though. Have your cell-mate wrap his/her hands around your throat like he wants to kill you. Yell "Help! [insert name] us trying to kill me!" then act like your gasping for breath. As soon as the guards open the door, your partner will release you, and you can run like a madman. When you reach the doors, which are guarded, use your superpowers to fly over them and reach the door. Then use your superpowers to grab your family and belongings, and put them in a helicopter. Kill the pilot, then fly to Mars. Then you can live happily ever after with the Martians. 
     
  12. Become the 'I like Trains' kid and say I like Trains until they run over the prison.

    Blasts from the past!
     
  13. All you need to do say please let me out. Works 0.0000001% of the time. So say it a billion times
     
  14. Find a mine turtle 
     
  15. Work a whole year in thier gym getting stronger. Then get so strong that you can pick up anything. Tear the metal bed off the wall and throw it at the bars...or the other wall. Then run as fast as you can and when you hide...Rob a bank quick and get enough money to buy a monkey, name it bob....and make it be your monkey butler for no apperant reason.
     
  16. Get a polar bear so it can eat the guards and knock down the bars. Then you can ride the polar bear away!! :D
     
  17. Now I'm wondering if the person who did this forum is I prison and is trying these ways to get out 