1000 ways to greet someone.

Do the wiggle right in front of them while yelling at the top of your lungs OHHHHG YEAHH!!

 

GLOMP THEM

 

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Say konichiwa then give them an experience they'll never forget.

(By experience, I mean rip off five layers of clothing, and if he's wearing only one or two layers, rip his flesh off. I'd also strip some beef jerkey on the poor creature while you're at it. ._.)

 

Stand in front of them and say "I THINK IM GAY!!"

 

Continuation

...Gay lets get married

 

You can slap a person just to say hey

 

How you doin..

Although it could be considered a pickup line

 

Hi then say bye because you don't actually want to meet them yet or don't have the time.

Hey
See ya but I have to.

 

Ciaousu

 

6,783,436 cool points go to azarah for doing the cat daddy with people they meet.


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Hey girl, Question Does this smell like chloroform