100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

A lightsaber?

 

Cool

 

Act like you have touretts...yelling stuff randomly..[emoji=laughing]

 

You could always argue with the management over tue color of a shirt.
ITs NOT GREEN!! YOU LIE!! ITS LIME!!!

 

Dress like a employee then cause all kind of chaos.... You can send a lost costumer to auto when they want a shoe, or other more evil  things

 

Sing Lady Gaga songs really loud and in such a horrible voice your voice crack every now and then and sometimes it goes so high you make babies cry.
While doing this, do some of her dance moves badly and go up to random employees and customers and dance on them and move on to the next victim.

 

Play criminal by eminem on speakers! ( its really offensive!! )

 

CHIKEN NUGGETS!!

 

Rule Number Whatever: Get a case of soda and a bag of chips, eat and drink them, and leave.

 

Jump around the beds and run away from the employees and last as long as you can before they catch you!

 

Lick the manager

 

I think half of these things are illegal

 

Put actual wall art on the walls.

 

Stand up in the buggys with some1 pushing u yelling " the British are coming"

 

Go up to an employee n pull out a knife with fake blood on it and say " im a pscopath!! Im gonna kill you!!"

 

Do a dirty flash mob in the middle of the store! It's awesome! Lol my dance class did it last year. But dont forget to make it dirty if you're really trying to get kicked out. Lol 

 

Wear this!

 

Go to the Medicine section and but them in bottles of pop

 

Rearrange the pric tags (love doing that!)

 

Stand on the cashier and do the dying swan.