100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Me and my friend did a thing from whitest kids you know

We walked up to a wall and said

No Doug... We're too high... No! No! No Doug! No we're STONED! no we can't help you...

The manager kicked us out

 

Fill carts up as much as you can then push them at people

 

Grab the empty 5 gallon water cooler jugs and sword fight with a friend

 

sacktap random people including the employees

 

try to scan your butt and get mad when it doesn't ring up

 

Flirt with all the dudes hot girlfriends and cashiers (and manager so you won't get kicked out) lol

 

Sacktap??

 

Smack a guys sack

 

Stand on the plastic bag carousel and have a friend spin you

 

Walk around with a zucchini or cucumber and flirt with the ladies

 

Make fun of people....

 

Get in the cooler with a jacket on, wave at people as they walk by

 

if u have watched balls of steel.... play any of Nedges Urban Sports 

 

Test the skateboards grindability on the display racks

 

Hump the freezer

 

Play tennis in one of the aisles

 

Play baseball in the isles

 

play a full match of NFL in obe of the isles

 

Yell "Gorbachev, tear down this wall!!" start punching the wall while saying "Reagan smash! Reagan smash!"

 

Steal the airsoft guns and shoot random people