100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Do a fake heart attack

 

Enter and fart next to everyone (I strongly recommend ou to stop and eat some tacos before doing it)

 

these are funny 

 

Go in during the summer with all ur snow boarding gear on and go up the employees and say "hey wanna hit the slopes?"

 

Your welcome^^

 

Push literally everything down and pee all over it. Now remember you won't have enough pee to cover the whole area so you'll have to save your pee from the whole month

 

Way38499291: Take a condom and put it in the cashier's mouth. While he is trying ti remove the thing that's choking him, strip on the counter. ._. Tada! Walmart to Strip Club.

 

WTF SERIAL NOT FUNNY. I'M CHINESE AND I CAN GUARANTEE YOU WE DO NOT EAT DOGS. 

 

U copied Anomous or Ananomous or whAtever thread and altered.

 

Chole is really pretty 

 

Start following customers around acting like a monkey behind them and make noies like OOO OOO or OOO AHH

 

 Laur where in the world did that statement come from?

 

Sorta copy of mine nit sure if this was posted but drive a cart into a freezer

 

Sling shot yogurt at people out of bras

 

You and a friend look around the store looking for the shopping cart car things (the carts with the car on the front) and when one passes, open the door and push the kid out while the friend takes control of the cart and speed away like GTA

 

No clue im not a stalker i just think ur pretty from picture thread

 

When people r trying to count their money yell out random numbers at them

 

Lol I'm so weak right now

 

Go around and kick random people on the nuts (even employees and the manager) and said "you just been kicked in the nuts" and walk away

 

 Thanks Laur.


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