100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Find anything you can tok throw at security cameras and try to break them

 

Have a m

 

Have a m

 

Wtf?

 

Say THERE'S A BOMB IN WALMART EVERYONE RUNNNN. Trust me it will get you kicked out and banned for a week

 

And if you make a ticking noise using you cellphone

 

I would think you would be arrested for that one

 

*Grabs a cammando and unloads on white castle* In the money lol to many sharpshooter

 

Hide in one of those round clothes racks and when someone starts looking through it go "Welcome to Narnia" in a witchy whisper.

Buy a lot of Skittles and go hide right behind one of the trashcans outside next to the door and when someone walks by go "TASTE THE DARN RAINBOW!"

 

go to the LEGOs and open a few boxes, mix some LEGO sets together. And then complain to the manager that u didnt get a mashed up Lego set. (i.e a house-car, a pirate-rocket)

 

DANCE PARTYY. MAKING A VIDEO INSIDE WITH ALL THE MERCHANDISE. lol

 

Take some of the nerf guns and and have a nerf war with your friends or just go around shooting people with them

 

Bring in a megaphone and a recorder. Find people saying embrassing things. Record it discertly. Ask for their name. And announce

 

Ask for the manager and kick him/her in the crotch and run away whooping like zoidburg in Futurama i got arrested for that

 

Start fishing in their mini tropical fish tanks or just start throwing fish everywhere

 

This how my neighbor got kicked out: he took nudes and showed them around

 

Hit people with a sword and say 25 KILL STREAK!!!! NUKE!!!

 

#100 steal take the iphones from display place

 

Repeat

 

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