100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Don't pay for your merchandise

 

Go into the dressing room and sneak out naked.. Not that I've done that or anything lol..... Let's just say most of the walmarts within about 25 miles of me won't let me in because of things like that lol oh also don't put other people in shopping carts and race them that is also a bad idea

 

Put one of the alkaselser tablets in your mouth wait for it too start foaming then fall and pretend too have a seizure then when they get the ambulance get up and walk away like nothing happened I have been banned from 6 movie theaters for that

 

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Bunp

 

LOL WHITE

 

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Just got kicked out of another walmart apparently you can not try out the bikes and ride them in the employees only areas while screaming I'll get you and that dog too

 

No no, the quote is, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!" Smh. That's why they kicked you out. 

 

My favorite (i've done this many times) is when the intercom voice comes on, get into fetal position, cover your ears, and start screaming, "THESE VOICES WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" 

 

Grab a bag of skittles open it, and throw it at an employee yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHAFUCKA"

 

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Grab someone and cut them with the tomohawk and yell IN THE MONEY

 

Lol too many wager matches for you lol

 

Run up 2 a chaseir and yell: IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

 

*throws axe at whitechapel* Humiliated.

 

No I had all those points!!!!

 

I was playing sticks and stones on hotel. I was dead last. I thought I had no chance to win. I spawn near the guy in 1st tomahawk him. Some how I hit him and get in second place. Gets towards the end pull out the ballistic knife for final kill cam. And I win. I have video for proof.

 

That's awesome I played that for the first time on the highrollers and won first place by doing almost the same thing

 

Get the sky balls and throw it out of isles into others