100 ways to get kicked out of walmart

Go into the dressing room and sneak out naked.. Not that I've done that or anything lol..... Let's just say most of the walmarts within about 25 miles of me won't let me in because of things like that lol oh also don't put other people in shopping carts and race them that is also a bad idea
 
Put one of the alkaselser tablets in your mouth wait for it too start foaming then fall and pretend too have a seizure then when they get the ambulance get up and walk away like nothing happened I have been banned from 6 movie theaters for that
 
My favorite (i've done this many times) is when the intercom voice comes on, get into fetal position, cover your ears, and start screaming, "THESE VOICES WONT GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" 
 
I was playing sticks and stones on hotel. I was dead last. I thought I had no chance to win. I spawn near the guy in 1st tomahawk him. Some how I hit him and get in second place. Gets towards the end pull out the ballistic knife for final kill cam. And I win. I have video for proof.
 
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