10 Reasons Why you should date a unicorn

For all you lonely people out there let me suggest a perfect soul mate for you a Unicornhere 10 reasons why:
1.They fart glitter
2.Better TV reception
3.Easily disguisable as a rhino (to avoid suspicion)
4.They’re good for exercise
5.When you eat their feces, it prolongs your life
6.They can turn mosquitos into Skittles and jelly beans
7.They make OK parachutes
8.Rainbows on demand
9.Free sleigh rides
10.Tetherball

Let me give you a heads up about some people or things you really don't want to dateAT-RexHere another 10 reasons why:

1.Tiresome dinner suggestions
2.You can’t hold hands
3.Couples photos never turn out very well
4.Tokyo vacations out OUT
5.T-Rex always wins best costume at 6.Halloween parties
7.Picnics are OUT
8.Stargazing is OUT
9.Surprise birthday parties are always terrible
10.Communicating feelings can be difficult
 
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