If you were a cow..

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

Dang good one  well my cow is chuck Norris chin

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

MY COW IS CONAN!!!! and my cows baby's are the south park children!!!!! And my cows stripper is Britney spears and Justin bieber...

 

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My cow knows how to spell babies

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

My cow knows how to spell mississippi

 

[_Veritas_Et_Aequitas_]

My cow knows how to send you anthrax in your mail 

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

My cow knows how to clap and shuffle 

 

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My cow knows how to be a human

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

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Are you as cool as my cow friend

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

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My cow swims

 

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My cow has built in laser teets, can breathe fire, can be invisible, can shape shift, has super strength, can teleport, in indestructible, can fly, and he knows karate 

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

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Did u find the cow or did chuck Norris steal and rape my cow??

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

MY COW IS YOU MOTHER!!!!!

 

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Chuck Norris worships my cow

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

UR*

 

[*Ha10 (01)]

My cow killed Chuck norris.

 

[_Veritas_Et_Aequitas_]

My cow is it's own mother

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

That was after chuck Norris worshiped my cows boobs >_>

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

I am your father 

 

[*Ha10 (01)]

My cow is the father of Chuck Norris

 

[*_Dominique_ (01)]

I was chuck Norris's mother  he was a mistake... My cow is a zombie and it can never die now everybody do the Creep
•••THRILLER!!•••