What do you call a brunette inbetween 2 blondes? A translator. What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A BJ with handlebars.
Love blonde jokes even though I'm a blonde!! That's my excuse when I do something stupid, I had a blonde moment. I have another that's kind of long: A blonde is trying to get a job and is looking in a rich part of town. She knocks on a door and asks the man if she can do something and he says that she can paint his porch. She agrees for $100.00 payment. The rich man thinks that this is a great deal. The blonde knocks on the door an hour later saying she's done. The man is confused thinking, "how can she be done?! The porch goes all around the house!" The blonde then says "By the way it's not a Porche it's a Ferrari."