First Word Game

No, but I do do this *moons DES*

 

Vile, Percyous and DES are fighting over me  Its funny and nice to see guys fight over you 

 

I'm not fighting over you honey I'm punishing our son

 

 You guys are fighting over me no more

 

Arnt*

 

*percy's princess long and hard*

 

I'm your husband I don't need to fight over you I already have you and love you more than anything

 

Percy's princess is back!

 

Percyous 

 

Percyous go to your room now and stay away from your mother

 

He just humped me  Lmfao

 

*closes room door* Stop, Percy time. (big kid style)

 

Grabs princess takes her to their room locks door moaning can be heard if you know what I mean 

 

Percyous! Mmm!! Yes!! Yes, Percyous keep making that sandwich 

 

I'm not Percy I'm the destroyer I'm the one who took you

 

*sets off baby alarm then sneaks in and locks Door when DES goes to check on it* Ready to get percied?

 

Percyous made me a sandwich, with turkey!! My fave 

 

Nope wouldn't go and check because Percy's in trouble right now

 

*nosebleed followed by epic facepalm*

 

You are a horrible father!! Who wouldn't check on their children!?!?!?!?!? Any woman should dump a evil person like that, right princess?