anti- pick up lines 

Boy:Are you wearing space pants cause there so outer this world!

Girl:Actually there Baseball pants cause I'm SO out of your league

 

:lol: :lol: I love these ones
-Can I have your name?

-Why? Don’t you already have one?
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- Hey sexy, you must be tired after running through my mind all day 
- You look like a rapist >.>
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- What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
- Answer 1: No
Answer 2: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time

 

lol haha xD i wanna read more

 

Do you like Wendy's?

Cuz you gon' love it Wendy's nuts slap yo face

 

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Are you a fire detector? 

'Cause you're really loud and annoying. 

 

 r u a maze?

Im so lost

 

boy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt?
boy: when you fell from heaven
girl: aww!!
boy: because your face is ?#*%&ed up.

 

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Are you the devil? 

Cause damn you're burning everyone eyes with your ugliness 

 

me: hey, my names Chris. wanna fuck?

girl: no I'm HIV positive

me: dammit! not this one too!

 

Boy: So, I heard you like bad boys?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Well, I don't mean to brag, but, when the Disney channel told me to go on their website with parents' permission, I didn't.

 

G:your garage is open
B:did you see my harlay
G:no i saw a minibike with two flat tires

 

what the hell

 

i dont need any anti pickup lines...

They just look at me then they take off

 

 I'm not supporting this thread. Hell yea i need to freaking copyright my ideas

 

krim is a romantic huh?

 

Lol what r u both doin here? xD hey adriane

 

Evening sally

 

Brooke 

 

I'm a failure as a romantic as I've never seen the notebook. 

and I'm here cuz this thread was my idea copyrighting necessaryanyway back to hitting on Justin in his thread