Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iLexiTheToughCookie, Oct 21, 2013.

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  1. This was at least 15 years ago of not longer lol. Worst pick up line ever. I was at the mall with my buddy Ryan. I walked up to these random girls cause my buddy was a chicken. And asked them to go bowling. I got shut down. 
     
    #281 -iMikeGoogledLily-, Nov 7, 2013
  2. What that Mouth do thoooo
     
    #282 KingIan, Nov 7, 2013
  3. Yo girl just sit yo butt down and let me do my stuff.
     
    #283 Fume, Nov 7, 2013
  4. 
     
    #284 iLexiTheToughCookie, Nov 7, 2013
  5. Is there a mirrior in ur pocket cuz i can see me it ur pants

    On a scale to from1-10 ur an 11
     
    #285 *not4sorry (01), Nov 7, 2013
  6. ?
     
    #286 iLexiTheToughCookie, Nov 12, 2013
  7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should i come back later?
     
    #287 UnbreakableBaller, Nov 13, 2013
  8. The perfect pick up line here

    Gurll, wanna open your heart up to me? And while you're at it open up them legs

    ^doesnt come out TOO STRONG
     
    #288 PIMD_YOLO, Nov 13, 2013
  9. What's your name? I like your name. I'd like it even more if I have your number.
     
    #289 SxS-_iWanOwnMilisBum_-SxS, Nov 13, 2013
  10. Hey, I'm a thief , and i here to steal your heart.
     
    #290 -DB-ImmortallyYours, Nov 13, 2013
  11. Do you have a map cuz I'm lost In your eyes  and you must be tired you've been running through my mind all day  lol
     
    #291 elecktradeborah, Nov 13, 2013
  12.  My favorite pickup line isn't even a pick up line. I like to walk in somewhere make eye contact with the girl I want and smile at her. She will blush or smile n get giggly and then I go in for the kill  try it!
     
    #292 00_SA-_va_-GEBorn2FinesseU, Nov 13, 2013
  13. Lines you can use in PIMD and not in reality.

    Hey girl, can I hire you? 

    Hey, I'mma bump you real quick, okay.
     
    #293 SxS-_iWanOwnMilisBum_-SxS, Nov 13, 2013
  14. 
     
    #294 iLexiTheToughCookie, Jan 12, 2014
  15. I like your monitor tan gurrrrrrrrrrrl

    How about we go back to my place and we can finish Plank Power 2gthr bb. ;DDD
     
    #295 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Jul 10, 2014
  16. Why do we even nees gravity
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    .
    .
    .when i keep on FALLING in love with you girl ^_~)
     
    #296 --__Kr_Sweet-_-_-Forest_aY__--, Jul 10, 2014
  17. Need*
     
    #297 --__Kr_Sweet-_-_-Forest_aY__--, Jul 10, 2014
  18. My love for you is like diarrhea. I cant hold it in!
    LOL
     
    #298 queenthot, Jul 10, 2014
  19. Is your dad a baker??

    Cause you've got nice buns!
    LOL
     
    #299 queenthot, Jul 10, 2014
  20. Do you want babies?

    Because we can make babies


    LOL
     
    #300 -SBO-UniCornyMonster, Jul 10, 2014
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