No. Just no. I know that you are doing this because you cannot stand the fact that you are not part of the SlenderFamily. Phillips are fat dwarves and Slenders are... Slenders Giants.
I don't have a nose. It's only for weak species. When you're superior, nose aren't needed to smell things, mouth isn't needed to eat, eyes aren't needed to see, ears aren't needed to hear and asshole isn't needed to take a shit.