I went out to dinner with my fam. About 22 people and finished all my drink so I secretively sealed mine with my pops. Everyone saw it but him. And I promptly drank all of his. He took a sip and was so confused and we all just looked at our food like we don't know what happened.
I went ice skating with my friend and she had a wad of gum in her mouth.She probaly fell like about 5 or 6 times on the ice.Then she went in the bathroom since her hands were numb.So when she came out she said"I feel like some type of liquid is spawning in my mouth"Then guess what the liquid was,HER GUM!IT TOTALLY DISSOLVED IN HER MOUTH!!
I was flirting with my alts former pupil in tc when one of my inactive tuts popped up I'm not sure who was more surprised Last weekend, I tried to learn to roller blade after many shots ? clearly, I didn't learn from that as I then attempted to learn to ride a scooter right after that's all my confessions that are suitable for forums
When I was in highschool me and my friends decided to steal a small fire extinguisher at school to sell before graduation.. Plan was a success graduated and thrown a party for us.. -we're not a thief, we are treasure hunters
I ran over a rabbit in front of an elementary school bus stop. The look on the kids face was priceless
My Confession: I have a friend who is vegetarian. Every I eat meat, he will give me lecture why we should stop eat meat. He said with consume meat product, I made ppl kill some animal. Then one day i eat vegetable which I cooked and served as chinese food. He looked and asked: is it vegetable? I said: you can look that. He begin join to eat that vegetable and during eating, he often said:"hmm,this food is so delicious.. hmm how come this vegetable menu is more delicious than generally.. hmm you see, even vegetable still can delicious...bla bla bla". he took more and more. In my mind, I only said: sure, It is delicious because I put much chicken broth into that vegetable when i was cooking that vegetable. haha. But to him, i only smile and eating haha. Sorry, my friend. Haha.
Hmm, i have no good confessions that are tou appropriate so uhm :? this may come a surprise to you folks. But... I'm not really a panda. :cry: :?
Me and my friends were at the bar one night and I was on the patio talking to a friend. My friend Sam walked last me without saying hi, so I smacked his ass as he walked by. He turned around, seen me and grabbed mine back (still, I was still talking to my other friend). Well, this random dude seen just that and punched my Sam in the face, thinking he was a random guy walking by grabbing a random girls ass. I was mortified. Sam is a small hippie and this was a big buff dude?
and Estefainiathat's funny. Panda ?that's just heartbreaking. MizYour poor friend. iExjust mean!
For the past year and a half ive been telling my bosses that my tasks at work take longer than they really do. As a result, the gave some of my responsibilities to other team members to free up my schedule...all so i could have more time to play pimd at work ?
I don't know if my confession is good enough...Because I forgot all of my juicy confessions! My confession: So there was a party at my Aunt's house.I talked to my cousins and I decided to sit down.As I was sitting down,I fell and let out a huge fart.I looked around and saw nobody was looking.Even my cousin who I was talking to didn't realise!So I just awkwardly got up.
My Second Confession: I was at the mall and I was pushing the shopping cart.I was bored so I took my 5 year old sister's hat. The design was really childish and I was wearing a scarf on my head at that time.(I'm Muslim.)We were almost going home then suddenly a mom and a child stared at me. I touched my head and it turns out I was still wearing the hat. I shrugged and took of the hat.
One time I was walking my way to the bathroom but I didn't notice that the floor was wet. So I was just excusing myself to the restroom when suddenly… *split* My legs opened up causing my balls to hurt like bahumbug and cuckoo. I'm sleepy as **** so forgive me if my grammar sucked.