I had coitus we a unicorn… it was all really fun and I truely learned why they have such large horns… This may be considered a joke… Maybe…
I was eating out with my brother, and a waiter came to take my order. So I said what I wanted (As you do) And was waiting. She had returned with drinks but as I was making a gesture, I whacked her… She got covered in lemonade and I was told to leave… Worth it though…
Once I was eating some cookies and dropped one on the floor (which wasn't exactly clean). I picked it up and put it on a napkin to throw away later, but this (kind of annoying) girl came over. She demanded food then ate the cookie before I could stop her. Oops…
my confessions is my ex bf pissed me off so i put some nair hair removal in some pink lotion moisturizer and braided his hair so when he took his hair down to be rebraided it started falling out in patches i acted as if i didn't know why his hair was falling out so he decided to contact a lawyer about suing the company but he needed that bottle i put the nair in so i replaced it and when they tested it they found nothing till this day he don't know what i did
it was either that or glue some geese to his windshield i decided to go with that cause where was i gonna get the damn geese from
My confession is that when I was younger me and my friend would roll up newspapers and stick them into the exhaust pipes. We would then put rocks in with the papers and wait until the owner of the car started driving. The car would either take a lot longer to get going or the air would blow the paper and the rocks out which would damage the car behind... We were very young and stupid but that's my confession.