I caught my neighbors back yard and the woods behind it on fire playing with matches in said woods. Neighbors kid got the blame cuz he had been caught plating with fire several times before... I let him take the blame
★ In my house there are 2 bathroom flat wise I woke up and had to pee but my bathroom was packed And u know what I did? I went to the other flat bathroom ... Funny thing is my friend didn't locked the door so I was in a hurry ( we can't hold too much you know...) and pulled the bathroom's door she was taking a shower we were both scared and she threw a soap at me she was screaming lol It was an accident *forgive me*
When I'm drunk I have a interesting habit of peeing outside even if there's a restroom available...which has led to amusing catastrophes. Like falling on a cactus and scratching the hell out of my leg and bum.
i swipe things i don't need occasionally when i'm drunk too, like i have a few cue balls and eight balls there's my confession
Some of them tequila shots and a few others shots mixed In. Has resulted in table dancing and pictures with police officers while wearing their hats.
Meh, I've never posted in forums before but this is funny so here I go: I work on a college campus cafe and my coworkers and I take pictures of the students who dress like idiots to show to eachother. We even have code names for our customers like "Killer face, Gothopotamus, etc." We treat them all nice but we are judgemental jerks sometimes.
You arent the only one dropping food in peoples drinks. My sister and I went out to Boston pizza for pizza and drinks. She asked me to pass her a slice of pizza and of course clumsy me, I drop the whole piece to her drink. It slipped off the serving tool thing all by itself I swear!!
Welp .... One birthday I mooned the bartender and told her to my ...! for cutting me off. Does that count? ?
?Once I Took off my clothes after drinking rum in my friends house ??? luckily her husband wasn't there ma crazy drunk we were?