Do you speak Aussie?

Discussion in 'Best Of' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. ? I've had the same thought a million times, Zachy  I've never had AFL rules explained to me though ?
     
  2. Port Power
     
  3. It's easy kick the ball between the big sticks lah
     
  4. ? but what the hell are the 3 numbers in the score?! Why 3?! ?
     
  5. Foot rugby is easier, just run straight line with your head up some one's ass 
     
  6. You're not an aussie if you don't know this song.

    I hate the new age guys
    I'm a chauvinist, I live on beer and pies
    Tried to tell ya, But you look at me, Like maybe
    I'm an angel underneath
    Ha I don't brush me teeth.
    Yesterday I lied
    But all me mates, gave me a real good alibi
    Thanks guys (no worry's mate)
    I really went out drinking,
    I told you I was at work
    Don't ask me for commitment,
    'Cause it's something I will shirk

    I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers
    I'm a labourer by day,
    I piss up all me pay
    Watching footy on TV
    Just feed me more VB
    Just pour my beer, And get my smokes, And go away

    Or take me as I am
    This may mean you'll Have to fetch another can
    Rest assured, If I start to make you breakfast
    I'm going to extremes
    But tomorrow I'll get s**tfaced,
    And today won't mean a thing

    I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo,
    and me best mate's name is Robbo
    Winfield is me cigarrete
    I dress in flanellette
    Shearer's singlet that is blue
    Throw in a few tattoos,You know you wouldn't want me any other way

    When you think, you've got me figured out
    The season's already changing (from footy to cricket)
    I think it's cool
    When I act like a tool
    And my mates try to shave me

    I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers
    I'm a labourer by day,
    I piss up all me pay
    Watching footy on TV
    Just feed me more VB
    Just pour my beer, And get my smokes, And go away

    I'm a bloke I'm a yobbo,
    and me best mate's name is Robbo
    Winfield is me cigarrete
    I dress in flanellette
    Shearer's singlet that is blue
    Throw in a few tattoos,
    You know you wouldn't want me any other way
     
  7. Ohhh pffft Zachy 
     
  8. Also, GO CATTERS!!!
     
  9. Ahil you know that's a perfect description of rugby
     
  10.  MUSH!!! I sang the whole thing in my head! That's freakin' ripper mate! 
     
  11. Haha, I sang it as I wrote it. It's a ripper of a song. Best sang around a fire and a couple of cold bevvys.
     
  12.  it's awesome!! Very clever, and very true 
     
  13. You forgot to mention in rugby you must throw punches
     
  14. I think that's only in State if Origin KimJong. Though that's the only rugby I watch.
     
  15.  Origin is definitely a game of fights lol! They don't tolerate it as much in regular games.. They used to 
     
  16. OMG I love that song 

    Its the type of song you sing when you get pissed 

    Oh that's something you left out, everyone thinks "get pissed" means get angry 
     
  17.  it's both lol!! Just like 'bugger' can be used in a million contexts 
     
  18. I think I need an urban dictionary . -.
     
  19.  US translation on page 3 