Do you speak Aussie?

Yeah nah

 

I don't usually write in forums I always worry I'll look dumb but I enjoyed reading this. I was worried I'd be completely lost but I ended up understanding more then I expected which made me smile.

 

Want to join an Aussie Club? Fark yeah kunt
Australian Kisses, it's like kittens, but down the Rd a bit. Come crack a cold one with us.

 

It is rare that one cringes as hard as I did while reading this.

 

OML!!!

 

Not Australian but my boyfriend is, so I pretty much understand this  title should be “how to friend a bogan 101” 

 

I tried...

 

Lol Ahli good one. Not sure if I should attempt one ?

 

I'm an American and I'm glad I have an Australian girlfriend... If it weren't for her I wouldn't understand a single word of it, but I'm learning and that's exciting

 

good for you ^

 

MATE... what about havin a durrie with ya cuppa

 

Oi oi oi oink ??‍♂️

 

no longer funny m8

 

Things like this is why aussies come of as ridiculous ? but I understood it all ?

 

Lol

 

I actually love that you bumped this old post it’s absolute gold

 

Lmao what is this 

 

Lol. pls

 

Hahaha so true  Spot on mate