If you ate Vegemite like Americans eat their nutella (out of the jar, with a spoon, on the couch) you would die
I don't speak absolute stupid, so no I don't speak your language. Aussies are tho. Except Ahli. She's just a noob.
Struth, i got blind on OP and a slab of VB last night. Ended up pashing with me mates girl in the dunny at the pub. He got all agro. No worries tho, had a black aspro and panadol this morning. Had my after grog bog and the pong drove me out of the flat. Off to the milk bar for a pack of pj's and chocky Big M.
I'm Aussie, don't speak like that. But truly understand what the Aussie slang the man used. Ten bucks says he has a big beard. o.o