Do you speak Aussie?

Discussion in 'Best Of' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Jul 12, 2013.

  1. Icy pole, ice block : popsicle

    Jackaroo : a male trainee station manager or station hand (a station is a big farm/grazing property) 
    Jillaroo : a female trainee station manager or station hand J
    oey : baby kangaroo 
    Journo : journalist 
    Jug : electric kettle
    Jumbuck : sheep 

    Kangaroos loose in the top paddock : Intellectually inadequate ("he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock") 
    Kelpie : Australian sheepdog originally bred from Scottish collie 
    Kero : kerosene 
    Kindie : kindergarten 
    Knock : to criticise 
    Knock back : refusal (noun), refuse (transitive verb) 
    Knocker : somebody who criticises 
     
  2. Lair : a flashily dressed young man of brash and vulgar behaviour, to dress up in flashy clothes, to renovate or dress up something in bad taste 
    Lair it up : to behave in a brash and vulgar manner 
    Larrikin : a bloke who is always enjoying himself, harmless prankster 
    Lend of, to have a : to take advantage of somebody's gullibility, to have someone on ("he's having a lend of you") 
    Lippy : lipstick 
    Liquid laugh : vomit 
    Lob, lob in : drop in to see someone ("the rellies have lobbed") 
    Lollies : sweets, candy 
    London to a brick : absolute certainty ("it's London to a brick that taxes won't go down") 
    Long paddock : the side of the road where livestock is grazed during droughts
    Longneck : 750ml bottle of beer
    Lucky Country, The : Australia, where else? 
    Lunch, who opened their? : OK, who farted? 
    Lurk : illegal or underhanded racket 
     
  3.  lurk, lmao
     
  4. It should be put into best off section 
     
  5. Maccas (pron. "mackers") : McDonald's (the hamburger place) 
    Mallee bull, as fit as a : very fit and strong. The Mallee is very arid beef country in Victoria/South Australia. 
    Manchester : Household linen, eg sheets etc.
    Mappa Tassie : map of Tasmania - a woman's pubic area 
    Mate : buddy, friend 
    Mate's rate, mate's discount : cheaper than usual for a "friend" 
    Matilda : swagman's bedding, sleeping roll
    Metho : methylated spirits 
    Mexican : a person from south of the Queensland or New South Wales border 
    Mickey Mouse : excellent, very good. Beware though - in some parts of Australia it means inconsequential, frivolous or not very good! 
    Middy : 285 ml beer glass in New South Wales 
    Milk bar : corner shop that sells takeaway food 
    Milko : milkman 
    Mob : group of people, not necessarily troublesome 
    Mob : family or herd (?) of kangaroos 
    Mongrel : despicable person 
    Moolah : money
    Mozzie : mosquito 
    Muddy : mud crab (a great delicacy)
    Mug : friendly insult ("have a go, yer mug"), gullible person 
    Mull : grass (the kind you smoke) 
    Muster : round up sheep or cattle 
    Mystery bag : a sausage

    Nasho : National Service (compulsory military service) 
    Naughty, have a : have s*x 
    Never Never : the Outback, centre of Australia 
    Nipper : young surf lifesaver 
    No drama : same as 'no worries'
    No worries! : Expression of forgiveness or reassurance (No problem; forget about it; I can do it; Yes, I'll do it) 
    No-hoper : somebody who'll never do well 
    Not the full quid : not bright intellectually 
    Nuddy, in the : naked 
    Nun's nasty, as dry as a : dry 
    Nut out : hammer out or work out (an agreement, say)
     
  6. O.S. : overseas ("he's gone O.S.") 
    Ocker : an unsophisticated person 
    Offsider : an assistant, helper 
    Old fella : penis
    Oldies : parents - "I'll have to ask my oldies" 
    Op shop : opportunity shop, thrift store, place where second hand goods are sold.
    Outback : interior of Australia 
    Oz : Australia! 

    Paddock : see 'long paddock'
    Pash : a long passionate kiss; hence "pashing on" 
    Pav : Pavlova - a rich, creamy Australian / New Zealand dessert 
    Perve (noun & verb) : looking lustfully at the opposite s*x 
    Piece of piss : easy task 
    Pig's arse! : I don't agree with you 
    Piker : Someone who doesn't want to fit in with others socially, leaves parties early 
    Pink slip, get the : get the sack (from the colour of the termination form)
    Pint : large glass of beer (esp. in South Australia)
    Piss : beer. Hence "hit the piss", "sink some piss" 
    Plate, bring a : Instruction on party or BBQ invitation to bring your own food. It doesn't mean they're short of crockery! 
    Plonk : cheap wine 
    Pokies : poker machines, fruit machines, gambling slot machines 
    Polly : politician 
    Pom, pommy, pommie : an Englishman • See the complaint about "Pom" etc. 
    Pommy bastard : an Englishman (see also 'bastard') 
    Pommy shower : using deodorant instead of taking a shower 
    Pommy's towel, as dry as a : very dry - based on the canard that Poms bathe about once a month 
    Porky : Lie, untruth (pork pie = lie)
    Port : suitcase (portmanteau) 
    Postie : postman, mailman 
    Pot : 285 ml beer glass in Queensland and Victoria 
    Pozzy : position - get a good pozzy at the football stadium 
    Prezzy : present, gift 
     
  7. Quid, make a : earn a living - "are you making a quid?" 
    Quid, not the full : of low IQ. [Historical note: 'quid' is slang for a pound. £1 became $2 when Australia converted to decimal currency] 

    Rack off : push off! get lost! get out of here! also "rack off hairy legs!". 
    Rage : party 
    Rage on : to continue partying - "we raged on until 3am" 
    Rapt : pleased, delighted 
    Ratbag : mild insult 
    Raw prawn, to come the : to bulls**t, to be generally disagreeable 
    Reckon! : you bet! Absolutely! 
    Reffo : refugee 
    Rego : vehicle registration 
    Rellie or relo : family relative 
    Ridgy-didge : original, genuine
    Right, she'll be : it'll be all right
    Right, that'd be : Accepting bad news as inevitable. ("I went fishing but caught nothing." "Yeah, that'd be right.")
    Rip snorter : great, fantastic - "it was a rip snorter of a party" 
    Ripper : great, fantastic - "it was a ripper party" 
    Ripper, you little! : Exclamation of delight or as a reaction to good news
    Road train : big truck with many trailers 
    Roadie (also called a traveler) : a beer you buy to take away with you
    Rock up : to turn up, to arrive - "we rocked up at their house at 8pm" 
    Rollie : a cigarette that you roll yourself 
    Roo : kangaroo 
    Roo bar : stout bar fixed to the front of a vehicle to protect it against hitting kangaroos (also bull bar)
    Root (verb and noun) : synonym for f**k in nearly all its senses: "I feel rooted"; "this washing machine is rooted"; "(s)he's a good root". A very useful word in fairly polite company. 
    Root rat : somebody who is constantly looking for s*x.
    Ropeable : very angry 
    Rort (verb or noun) : Cheating, fiddling, defrauding (expenses, the system etc.). Usually used of politicians 
    Rotten : drunk - "I went out last night and got rotten" 
    Rubbish (verb) : to criticize 
     
  8. Salvos, the : Salvation Army, bless them 
    Sandgroper : a person from Western Australia 
    Sanger : a sandwich 
    Sav : saveloy (see also "fair suck of the sav!") 
    Schooner : large beer glass in Queensland; medium beer glass in South Australia 
    Scratchy : instant lottery ticket 
    Screamer : party lover; "two pot screamer" - somebody who gets drunk on very little alcohol 
    Seppo : an American 
    Servo : petrol station 
    Shag on a rock, stands out like a : very obvious
    Shark biscuit : somebody new to surfing 
    She'll be right : it'll turn out okay 
    Sheepshagger : A New Zealander
    Sheila : a woman 
    S**t house (adj.) : of poor quality, unenjoyable ("this car is shit house", "the movie was shit house")
    S**t house (noun) : toilet, lavatory
    Shonky : dubious, underhanded. E.g. a shonky practice, shonky business etc. 
    Shoot through : to leave 
    Shout : turn to buy - a round of drinks usually ("it's your shout") 
    Show pony : someone who tries hard, by his dress or behaviour, to impress those around him.
    Sickie : day off sick from work (chuck a sickie = take the day off sick from work when you're perfectly healthy!) 
    Skite : boast, brag 
    Skull/Skol (a beer) : to drink a beer in a single draught without taking a breath
    Slab : a carton of 24 bottles or cans of beer 
    Sleepout : house verandah converted to a bedroom 
    Smoko : smoke or coffee break 
    Snag : a sausage 
    Sook : person or animal who is soft, tame, inoffensive. Hence sooky (adj.) 
    Spag bol : spaghetti bolognese 
    Spewin' : very angry 
    Spiffy, pretty spiffy : great, excellent
    Spit the dummy : get very upset at something 
    Spruiker : man who stands outside a nightclub or restaurant trying to persuade people to enter
    Sprung : caught doing something wrong 
    Spunk : a good looking person (of either sex) 
    Squizz (noun) : look - "take a squizz at this" 
    Standover man : a large man, usually gang-related, who threatens people with physical violence in order to have his wishes carried out.
    Station : a big farm/grazing property 
    Stickybeak : nosy person 
    Stoked : very pleased
    Stonkered : beaten, defeated, cornered, perplexed
    Strewth : exclamation, mild oath ("Strewth, that Chris is a bonzer bloke") 
    Strides : trousers 
    Strine : Australian slang and pronunciation 
    Stubby : a 375ml. beer bottle 
    Stubby holder : polystyrene insulated holder for a stubby 
    Stuffed, I feel : I'm tired 
    Stuffed, I'll be : expression of surprise 
    Sunbake : sunbathe 
    Sunnies : sunglasses 
    Surfies : people who go surfing - usually more often than they go to work! 
    Swag : rolled up bedding etc. carried by a swagman 
    Swaggie : swagman 
    Swagman : tramp, hobo 
     
  9. Tall poppies : successful people 
    Tall poppy syndrome : the tendency to criticize successful people 
    Tallie : 750ml bottle of beer
    Taswegian : derogatory term for a person from Tasmania 
    Tea : supper
    Technicolor yawn : vomit 
    Tee-up : to set up (an appointment) 
    Thingo : Wadjamacallit, thingummy, whatsit 
    Thongs : cheap rubber backless sandals 
    Throw-down : small bottle of beer which you can throw down quickly.
    Tickets, to have on oneself : to have a high opinion of oneself 
    Tinny : can of beer 
    Tinny : small aluminium boat
    Tinny, tin-arsed : lucky
    Togs : swim suit 
    Too right! : definitely! 
    Top End : far north of Australia 
    Trackie daks/dacks : tracksuit pants
    Trackies : track suit 
    Troppo, gone : to have escaped to a state of tropical madness; to have lost the veneer of civilisation after spending too long in the tropics.
    Trough lolly : the solid piece of perfumed disinfectant in a men's urinal 
    Truckie : truck driver 
    True blue : patriotic 
    Tucker : food 
    Tucker-bag : food bag 
    Turps : turpentine, alcoholic drink 
    Turps, hit the : go on a drinking binge 
    Two up : gambling game played by spinning two coins simultaneously 
     
  10. Pommy shower it's so true
     
  11. Ugg boots : Australian sheepskin boots worn by surfers since at least the 1960s to keep warm while out of the water. Also worn by airmen during WW1 and WW2 because of the need to maintain warmth in non-pressurized planes at high altitudes.
    Ugg : ugly. hence Ugg boots
    Uni : university 
    Unit : flat, apartment 
    Up oneself : have a high opinion of oneself - "he's really up himself" Up somebody, get : to rebuke somebody - "the boss got up me for being late" 
    Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike / tits on a bull : unhelpful or incompetent person or thing - "he, she or it is about as useful as tits on a bull" etc. etc. 
    Ute : utility vehicle, pickup truck 

    Vedgies : vegetables 
    Vee dub : Volkswagen 
    Veg out : relax in front of the TV (like a vegetable) 
    Vejjo : vegetarian 
    Vinnie's : St. Vincent De Paul's (charity thrift stores and hostels)

    WACA (pron. whacker) : Western Australian Cricket Association and the Perth cricket ground
    Waggin' school : playing truant 
    Walkabout : a walk in the Outback by Aborigines that lasts for an indefinite amount of time 
    Walkabout, it's gone : it's lost, can't be found 
    Weekend warrior : army reservist
    Whacker, whacka : Idiot; somebody who talks drivel; somebody with whom you have little patience; a dickhead
    Whinge : complain 
    White pointers : topless (female) sunbathers 
    Whiteant (verb) : to criticise something to deter somebody from buying it. A car dealer might whiteant another dealer's cars or a real estate salesman might whiteant another agent's property 
    Wobbly : excitable behaviour ("I complained about the food and the waiter threw a wobbly") 
    Wobbly boot on, he's got the : drunk
    Wog : flu or trivial illness 
    Wog : person of Mediterranean origin. A milder insult than the same word in the UK and perhaps elsewhere. 
    Wombat : somebody who eats, roots and leaves (see also root) 
    Woop Woop : invented name for any small unimportant town - "he lives in Woop Woop" 
    Wowser : straight-laced person, prude, puritan, spoilsport 
    Wuss : coward; nervous person or animal 

    XXXX : pronounced Four X, brand of beer made in Queensland 

    Yabber : talk (a lot) 
    Yabby : inland freshwater crayfish found in Australia (Cherax destructor)
    Yakka : work (noun) 
    Yewy : u-turn in traffic ("chuck a yewy at the next traffic lights") 
    Yobbo : an uncouth person 

    Zack : sixpence (5 cents) - "it isn't worth a zack", "he hasn't got a zack" 
     
  12. 
    Thank you Mush!!!
     
  13. No wakkas - no worries/no dramas (for those playing at home)
     
  14.  we really are bogans huh?
     
  15. Haha, it really does seem like it.
     
  16.  I don't think Zachy will like that last one 
     
  17. Take a slash - when a male takes a leak.
     
  18. Australians are funny buggers… hey im funny XD Aussie Pride!! Had to guys had to
     
  19.  Awesome, Bawz lol
     
  20. I got a question what's wrong with broken hill