Secrets of the one above

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IlIIllIlIlIlZEUSSlIlIlIllllIlI, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. is secretly superman
     
  2. Want to join my club but can't because the man is telling him he can't. He needs to learn to stick it to the man
     
  3. wtf, is secretly a unicorn 
     
  4. Plays strip poker with the animal shelters
     
  5. Tickles his mums dick
     
  6. Got bit by a goldfish
     
  7. Likes black hairy kcoc
     
  8. Is dangerous in bed
     
  9. Has a unicorn farm
     
  10. Ride unicorns at night
     
  11. Watch Never say never (justin bieber's movie) every day
     
  12. Want to kiss me 
     
  13. Wants my signature
     
  14. Bit a goldfish
     
  15. Have a kangaroo as a pet
     
  16. Want to eat a living Lion 