Secrets of the one above

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IlIIllIlIlIlZEUSSlIlIlIllllIlI, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. That was for chicken but ok
     
  2. And I'm a she thank you  lol i know it was for chew
     
  3. Snorts pixie-sticks
     
  4. Haha... Likes elves
     
  5. Has the power to destroy the universe, but doesn't know it.
     
  6. Could run half a mile while being chased by sheep
     
  7. Will definitely fall down a flight of stairs today 
     
  8. Is drunk and high half the Time
     
  9. Loves smelly tofu
     
  10. Sticks left over gum underneath tables
     
  11. Steals ice cream from children 
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  12. Eats the left over gum from tables
     
  13. CLEANS the left over gum from tables 
     
  14. Eats the entire table..

    And pixie.. That was one time... And-and it was reaaaally hot outside... And the kid was on his third one! 
     
  15. Lol! 

    You sneak into houses and steal their clocks 
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  16. Steals little kid's teeth
     
  17. ate all my cookies