Pick up lines

You make my software turn to hardware 

 

Girl
It's only micro when it's soft 

 

My God

 

lol seb

 

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious! 

sayonara

 

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Yes!! omg I love waking up to this

 

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my hoe wakes up to pickup lines?

 

Aridri you're my hoe and i indeed do wake up to pickup lines

 

Adriane u have a hoe. I don't think mommy is very proud of that.

 

No anya, he doesn't have a hoe, he IS one, and I'm his pimp

 

Generally I'm not good at science, but I know we have some chemistry here

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Screw this get in my van

 

My van is better, just ask Peeta.

 

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KriM stop bumping this thread

 

No!!!! I won't let it die hoeit's so damn beautiful

 

Its still alive. Im amazed ( • ▼ • )

 

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