Pick up lines

Adriane and I never had a chance. All this lusting for Jus got in the way

psssst... to the room jus!!! quick!!!

I am indeed fine

 

krim what are you taking


justin hurry!follow her!

 

woot woot

Get away from the ice your so hot you're melting it babe

 

Did you wash youre pants with windex? Cause I can see myself in them 

Are you from Africa? Cause African love you

 

I take tylenol for headaches.. and tums for my indigestion and bowel issues I'm so damn fat such a chubby whale

I'm high off living 

 

Sweetheart... your first one was mentioned 3 times.. first by me, and then everyone copied

 

sorry krim,its a hard world

 

Do you like Wendy's ? Cause Wendy's nuts go in your mouth you will
My couch pulls out,,,,I don't
Did you fall from heaven? You
Must of landed in your fave cause its fucked up
Haha

 

Face*

 

Sorry Krim didn't read all the pages..

 

too many people are repetitive

 

I'm gonna kiss you passionaltly on the lips then move up to your belly button

 

LMFAO

 

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God ftw

 

lmfao u guys crack me the hell up

 

 omg

 

I know one and Im not sure if it really counts 

Guy: Are you wearing space pants cause your ass is out of this world

Girl: No, I'm wearing softball pants because I'm out of your league

 

Oh snap!