REALLY LATE sorry In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher nodded and called on little Susie. Little Susie said, "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette" The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why Johnny?" He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"
Second of today, okay.. So should I continue thread? I Like the Way You Think One day in school the teacher asks little Johnny, "If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?" "None because they would all fly away.", replies little Johnny. "That is incorrect.", says the teacher, "there would be three left, but I like the way you think." Then little Johnny asks the teacher, "If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?" "The one sucking on the cone," guessed the teacher. "That is incorrect," replies little Johnny," The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think."