How many babies do u need to do the painting of a wall? Depends the how strong u make the throw of the baby.
This one works best when it is said aloud What is the best thing about having *** with 23 year olds?? There are 20 of them. Get it?? There are 20 3 year olds
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. the taxi driver knew that they where drunk. so, he started the engine and tur it off again. he told them. "we have reached." 1st guy gave him money and the 2nd guy said "thankyou." the 3rd guy gave the driver a slap. the driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. but he asked, "whats that for?".the 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXTIME! YOU NEARLY KILLED US!!!..."
The old man steps into the confessionary booth. He calls out " Father I've sinned. So you should know I've been faithful to my Wife of 33 years till last night when I made love to two beautiful 18 years old twins"! "When was your last confession my son", the Priest asked the adulterer. "Well never Father, I'm Jewish " Well just what are you doing here?" "IM TELLING EVERYBODY"
There's a young man and his new-ly married wife, the go to the theme park every year, and there's a ride in an air plain for 5$ He asks his wife and she says "no, 5$ is 5$ and we have better things to spend it on" So every year the same thing. Now They are both 70 years old, and he asks "ok Debra I'm 70 years old and this could be my last year to do it" and she says the same thing, the plane driver says "ok here's a deal, I'll give you the plane drive free if you are completely quiet, if you make a single sound it's 5$" his wife Debra says "ok" so they get on the plane and he does the spins and swirls, he lands and says "wow, ok you get it free" then the old man. Says "I was gonna say when Debra fell out, but 5$ is 5$"
I went on a blind date last night. Things were going well. At her door, I asked if I could give her a good night kiss on the cheek. She said yes, and bent over!
G: when my grandma died he left me $100,000. J: that's nothing. when my grandma died he left the earth.
When a lion, a giraffe, an elephant, a rabbi, a priest, a Canadian, an American, and an Italian all walked into a bar, the bartender looked over and said "What is this, some kinda joke?" And the person above me... I believe a grandma is a she
Whats the differnce between peanut butter and jam? i cant peanut butter my dick in your ass but i can jam it in