Don't. :0 I was drinking OJ when my friend was makibg smart and funny comebacks at another one of my friends in a diner. Soon, It felt as if my nose was burning and the OJ dripped onto my lap. e.e The burning pain...
I have one. A tourist was on a foreign island. He was standing on one side of a river bank. He saw a sign saying 'Beware of the crocodiles' He asked the man across the other side of the river: " Are there any crocodiles in this river? " The man replied: No. It's already dealt with. Upon hearing that, the tourist took a leisure swim to the other side... Halfway, he asked the man again: How did you get rid of the crocodiles? The man replied: We did nothing, the sharks ate them. :Lol: :lol:
o.o This is a joke! :3 ------- A woman watches TV. She's watching a cooking show. Her husband marches up to her and says, "Why are you watching that BS? you're cooking still sucks." The woman replies smoothly, "Why do you watch hentai? You're fucking isn't getting any better." -------- :0. Don't ask me what hentai is. e.e
There was once a man who did not know what to name his things One day,he bought a house.He asked a kid what to name it.The kid said:"smelly butt" so he named it smelly butt Then he bought a dog.He asked a gangster what to name it.The gangster said:"ass hoe" Days later,he lost his dog.So he went to the policemen and said :" mr police! I searched all over my smelly butt but i could'nt find my ass hoe!" Some people might find this joke offensive or some sort...sorry .__.
Ive got oneeee! A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fucking missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh fuck! The priest said, "That's it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".