A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a wh0re house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, I want to have s€x with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not,so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, No!" He said, I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door! . The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have s€x with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-b¡tch who ran over my FROG!"
️I've finally discovered the answer to the age ole question.... Which came first, the chicken or the egg??? the rooster.
A school teacher takes her class to a farm one day and after the school trip go back to the classroom and the teacher starts the kids what sounds they heard that day. One kid shouts Baaa Second kid shouts moo Third kid shouts Oi get off that fucking tractor!!!!!
A man's 2 lesbian lover neighbors asked him what he wanted for his birthday. He was shocked when they gave him a new Rolex because what he said was "I Wanna Watch."
A guy pulls up next to another car at the traffic lights.. He looks over, and sees the car is full of penguins.. He asks the driver "What's with the penguins?" ? the driver responds "I found them outside my house this morning, and I don't know what to do with them" The guy says "Why don't you take them to the zoo?" ? The driver says "thank you, thank you!! That's a brilliant idea!!" The next day, the guy pulls up next to the same car, and it's STILL full of penguins, except today they've all got towels.. He says to the driver "What happened? I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" The driver says "I did! And they loved it! Today we're off to the beach!"