So, I was walking home from college listening to my music on full volume minding my own business when i turn to check if any traffic’s coming before I cross the road, suddenly out of nowhere there’s just a man next to me. Because I was barely paying attention i jumped in an extremely extravagant manner and yelled fuck much to the man’s amusement. I could see he was laughing at me so i turned and told him “Sorry, I didn’t see you there, you scared me!” to which he replied “Well, I’m a very scary man.” and winked at me, so I’m thinking ok now you’re walking in front of me so you don’t scare me again. 5 minutes of walking slowly behind him later and I find out the man actually lives opposite my house, and was stood in the window of his house, looking at me with his children surrounding him laughing.
My most embarrassing moment was when I was caught in between a tampon conversation, and they included me... She was like "which do you think would absorb more blood young man?" >…<
My most embarrassing moment was when it was my birthday and all my friends came round. We all decided what we wanted so I phoned up this take away and ordered the wrong food! When it came all my mates were like wth ! I never ordered this ! So we phoned up another take away and I forgot that at my last bday In front of my mates I ordered from him then he gave the wrong food. So I got really fed up and said I'm not ordering from you but then on my bday I phoned up him and ordered from him! and I no it's sorta long .. So .. Bye bye
my most embarrassing moment was in highschool as well. I was dating a girl named Cindy. I took her to her basketball game and on the way to the game i had to stop by my grandmothers house. She lives down a long dirt road. Well me being very eager to be with this girl i wasnt paying attention to the road. I ran off the road hitting a culvert. All seemed fine. No damage to the truck. We arrived to the game she played and her team won. So upon the start of the boys game a friend said i.had a flat tire. So i go and put my spare on. No problem. Well i ripped the crotch in my pants. We go back finishwatching the game. I hadnt realized my pants were ripped yet.
Whoops didnt mean to post that yet, so anyway the school cop says to me Tyler do you feel a draft im like why he said check ur pants. I realize thats why i keep getting odd looks from the cheerleaders. Im wearingg boxers no problem. We leave the game and i take her to a secluded area and make out well that cop shows up and catcches us and tells the entire town then i get made fun of for a lomgtime
I can't think of anything specifically... But a (now ex) boyfriend had come over to visit, and my grandma was there... (We'd been dating for a little over a year) ... Anyway, she starts off on this story about how her cousins had met in seventh grade and are now married and have 4 kids, blah blah blah. She eventually started going on and on about how we could stay Highschool sweethearts and through college and get married... -.-" Thanks, granny.
I was in class and my classmate decided to poke me in the side while saying "DAVE STRIDER". I screamed and flipped over the notebooks and pencil case and shit and I swear to God, my teacher was just standing there teaching us how to find the circumference of a circle and when I went "OMG NEHHHHAH HOMESTUCK" I landed my sad ass in detention. I mean, who does that? I can completely justify screamimg at the top of my lungs, disrupting class and two classes nearby, almost breaking school property and ruining my math textbook.
Goldialocks maybe if you learned how to type out a word without so many asterisk people would actually understand your trashy manners of communicating. And hopefully you weren't trying to spell Goldilocks Hun.