So there I was, on a date with this guy. He then reached across the table and slapped me. Why he did that? Because I deserved it That's the update
Puh-lease! Not even good enough. Here's the update; I rode on my old truck, trolling the streets late night in hollywood. People looking at me like I'm some kind of gangster. I got down and my bling blings shone. OH FUDGIN YEAH! BABES. BABES. OOOOOOH BAAAAABES.
No no no you guys got it all wron it goes like this... So I was in my car just like 2 pac was when suddenly a guy came and shot 5 shots at me! I was dead for about 2 minutes then I woke as a sparkly pretty vampire and all the hotties were suddenly all over me!
NICE ONE CHARLIE! But sadly it goes like this; All the hotties surrounded but this brunette haired girl who smelled just delicious caught everything of me. But then i read her mind; sadly she slept with a director who had a family.
But that director wrote the Titanic! And everyone knows they stole the plot of Jack and Rose. So I quickly slapped that girl
Then the girl ended up being a werewolf so all the other ones came and there was a big battle between all of them! Then the twilight guys and the la push guys came and started arguing which one was better, team Edward and team Jacob! Edward said it was him cause he sparkles and is pretty Jacob said it was hi cause he was big and buff and hot!
Then Edward and Jacob start kissing! Probably because they are dating! I was like totally so jealous! Looks like I'm dating Kristen "Straight Face" Stewart
Jack I mentioned You in my story and I have something awesome planned for your character in the future in my story