Dear God if I had my own TV show I would lost all my watches in less than 4 1/3 seconds. (HOMESTUCKS, SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
*watchers > I'd have gay background dancers wearing daisy dukes and Nic Cage's face plastered on the walls as decor, and I'd be talking non-stop about 'The PLUSH PACKAGE', aka Vriska's butt. And I'd get sued for copyright. ;n;
Here's the transcript. "Heeeeeeeey, watchers! So today we're o8vioooooooously going to talk a8out how GORGEOUS my ass is. Don't you see how round, and shapely it is? Do you? Well. TOO 8AD, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! >::: I mean, even silly Pupa knows my ass is five stars, tops. Even Gamzee can't stop staring at it. Too bad for me though, unless I shine a light on it, I turn everyone gay. So, that's why John's holding a flashlight over my butt right now, so you won't m8ke out with everyone else in the audience. You'll thank me l8ter. >::: HEY PUPA!!!!! HURRY UP WITH THE 8OOZE!!!!! I'N GETTING 8OOOOOOOORED HERE!!!!! >::" omj i need to roleplay this asap
We need a sassy Eridan show as well. Omg co-stars "Hey! Eridaaaaaaaan! Wanna hear a joke? >:::" "wwhat is it vvris" "YOUR QUADRANTS." And then I can just see Tavros pushing the button that makes the laughing noises in sitcoms and everybody else snickering in the back while Eridan cries into his cape. I love being Vriska, omj. *u*
Btw, quadrants are basically a form of troll romance, and vriska and tavros and eridan are all trolls, an alien race from Homestuck. I seriously advise you tk read the webcomic before you try to comprehend this, because it'll be difficult if you don't.
mspaintadventures is the name of the website it's on. It's about a game that causes the end of the world, in paradox space, everyone is a paradox clone and it's the most fucking original and best thing on the internet. OuO It'll take determination though, so if you wanna read I suggest skipping to Dave Strider's introduction. It's worth ITTTT!!