Cover yourself in vasoline, lotion, etc. Slide across a smooth surface like your kitchen floor, and pretend you are a slug
Im sexy and i know it WIGHLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGLE WIGGLE YEAH WIGHLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGLE WIGGLE YEAH
I decide not to steal threads, but to piss the op off to the point where he bows down and hands it to me