What you really want is for someone to take this idea, and then allow the comparison or rating of people's poop...
All l wanted was to put to pointless self-centered threads like: Guess the colour of my eyes etc. To my own surprise almost nobody understood it as a irony. Well l guess people was tempted by the juicy prices. Or just generally poopofiles
Solution. Instead of toilet u poop on christmas wrapping paper, crouched and (here comes a challange) slowly moving forward. Then simple compare its length to ruller and pop the poop on digital weight. Last comes proper research with glasses on and pokeing the poop with stick, finding eventual blood patches. Then chocking it all over a fence, where neibours much loved, always barking dog will certainly rid me off it. Done and dusted. Keep your guesses coming. Prize are well worth of the efforts.