Hal is a difficult customer to deal with she will always find a way to abuse you have you thought about purchasing a actual tank ? you can get them cheap on the black market
He can buy the cheap fake shit, I get the real deal. You're going down spikey Jopo you're staying outside!
For people who need friends ever thought of kidnapping? eventually the person will get Stockholm syndrome and will become your friend
For cheapskate relatives who refuse to pay full price next time when you are at there house pour concrete in the toilet