Get off your chairs

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jerk123123, Jul 6, 2014.

  1. I lift what you call "legs" I just call them usless thingies. I try and life one and I fall down. I just tell myself there's no place like home and go lay down again. 
     
  2. Too long 
    Not enough baby photos to inspire me?
    Help?
    I've fallen and I can't get up ?
     
  3. I NEED LIFE ALERT
     
  4. I NEED THE CHAIR LIFT?
     
  5. Noooo?take it slower, try running only in a few hoursdon't want you over exerting your muscles.
     
  6. Kk i walked OMG! Am i ready to twerk now?
     
  7. Kk i walked OMG! Am i ready to twerk now?
     
  8. What are muscles?
     
  9. Try lifting them with your hands while sitting first?after you do it successfully 100 times, only then try it standing. Also, wear a helmet for safety?
     
  10. Ok I smashed my face into a table. I'm bleeding all over. Now what...
     
  11. ??nooo! Look at the cuteness of each baby! Be the baby.
     
  12. I tried that but I can't seem to lift them without falling  I lifted them with my hands like you said honest! ?
     
  13. Sit there,smash your face a few more times. When the bleeding stops,say hi to King Arthur for me
     
  14. Take it slower pie wait an hour before twerking
     
  15. Apply pressure to the wound!
     
  16. Thats not important right now, just rest a bit first.
     
  17. Call an ambulance punisher, and next time, wear a helmet.
     
  18. I tried to roll around like a sexy potato
    You know like babies do
    What now ?
     
  19. How do I clean the blood off the wall now...
     
  20. Did you try without your hands after you did it with your hands?