 Laws.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Player11171305, Jun 30, 2013.

  1. im going to Alabama and doing all of those
     
  2. In England, it is still a law that any boy over the age of eight must go to the Village Green with their father to practise Archery.
     
  3. How is tattooing a minor not a crime and considered stupid?

    Like I don't understand OP logic on that one.
     
  4. this is hilarious…
     
  5.  I copied a list offline Jopo. I only skimmed over it. I didn't read all the laws it listed. The ones I did read were funny though.
     
  6. Not sure if it's been repealed now but in England, a man born in the City of York had to shoot a Scotsman with a now and arrow if he came across one.

    We were also supposed to all practice archery every Sunday.
     
  7. forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck? Wtf…
     
  8. Arkansas:

    *It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly

    *A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month

    *Oral *** is considered to be sodomy.

    *Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

    *The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

    I'd love to see the river get arrested ?
     
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  10. Florida:

    *Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

    *It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

    *Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

    *Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

    *It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

    *You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M.

    *It is considered an offense to shower naked.

    I broke several of those while I was there 
     
  11.  Lmao! You aren't fart in a public place after 6AM?
     
  12. New York:

    *the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

    *slippers must not be worn after 10pm
     
  13. Connecticut:

    In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

    Alaska:

    *It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane

    California:

    *Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

    *Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

    *You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

    *A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

    *Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.

    (Some of those are city laws)
     
  14. Washington:

    *The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.

    *No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

    *X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

    *A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

    *All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

    *It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

    *When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

    *All lollipops are banned.
     
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  16. Baltimore, Maryland: it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

    Poor kitty 
     
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  18. In a part of New Jersey, men can get a fine for sagging their pants.