I think this guys mad. I meant silly America as in these laws are absolutely ridiculous And I happen to live in the US btw.
Do not start an argument on this thread. It's meant purely for the purpose of fun, and ridiculous arguments aren't fun.
My county has a similar law to sebs law he gave its you are allowed to beat your wife on the courthouse steps.
In Florida, If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
In Louisiana it's illegal to wear pants that are saaaagging yea that's right I extended it so you get the feel that means no sagging SEB
I looked these up online: Alabama •Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. •It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. •Masks may not be worn in public. •It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses. •Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. •It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. •It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. •Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. •It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. •Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. •Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. •It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. Other Random States •It is a crime to use a dead person’s handicapped parking sign or license plate •It is a felony to steal more than $1000 of grease •California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates •Sex offenders in Illinois are prohibited from participating in holiday events like handing out candy at Halloween or dressing like Santa at Christmas, except under specific circumstances •Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month •Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so •The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state. •It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time. •A bill has been passed that restricts local planning agencies’ ability to use climate change science to predict sea-level rise. •In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags. •It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc. •It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity. •Students may not hold hands while at school. •The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment. •You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state •You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission. •You may only have one alcoholic drink in front of you at a time Illinois •The English language is not to be spoken. •You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. •You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. •You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2. Chicago •It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. •In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. •Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. •Kites may not be flown within the city limits. •It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck. •Spitting is forbidden •It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. Champaign •One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Cicero •Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. Crete •Cars may not be driven through the town. Des Plaines •Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. Eureka •A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. Evanston •It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Bowling is forbidden. •It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. Freeport •It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. Galesburg •There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. Homer •It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. Joliet •Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. Kenilworth •A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. Kirkland •Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. Moline •Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. •There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue. Morton Grove •You may not own a handgun Normal •It is against the law to make faces at dogs. Orland Prak •No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. Ottawa •Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. Park Ridge •Trucks may only park inside closed garages. Peoria •Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway. Zion •It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
No hating on Tennessee now c'mon Those laws are stupid and I don't know many of which are even punishable Stupid legislatures..