Comebacks and Insults

"You Failed"
"So Did your Dad's Condom"
"So did you Mum/Moms Abortion"

 

"Would you like some toilet paper to clean up the  in your mouth?"

"Do you need a pad for your mouth?"

 

"you still got a little white on your lip"

 

"There's some red on your ass. Did your tampon fail or what?"

I remember... 

 

I wish I could see things from ur perspective,... But I can't get my head that far up my ass!

 

Its funny how a guy/girl like you can have such a huge mouth but a tiny brain

 

I could fit your entire gene pool in my kitchen sink.

 

" Sorry, I don't speak noobesse "

" Hun, you aren't worth the time, just crawl back into the gloryhole where you came from "

 

In an argument "I would agree with u but then we would both be wrong"

 

Your so fat, the only letters you know are K F C

 

U can pretty much wif any insult thrown at u com bck wif "SO'S U FACE"

 

"You know who's gay? You."
"Shut up."
"That's not what your mother said."

 

OMG THAT'S NOT WUT UR MOM SAID


:lol:

 

Lol.

 

To go along with Brad's "I know you are..." comment:
I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me, and sticks to you.

Once when fighting with my cousin I used both of those when he was coming up with actual insults. He just looked at me dumbfounded.

 

Conversation over. I'd rather fall of a skyscraper then look see or talk to u

 

Hell yeah. I was talking to Carter yesterday while we were trying to sleep at his house,and he said I was pretty and I said shut up. he was talking to my parents when I was twelve and he said that's not what Jasmine said. 

 

I saw you on the magazine of ugly monthly

 

When I think of u my middle finger gets a boner!!

 

lame,