Just redo your 1vs1, and get it over with. If Chris wins, y'all stop hitting him. If zed wins, apologize.
Well hold your fire for two months so he can upgrade. Then have your little war. If he loses, but doesn't apologize immediately.. Farm him.
Page 1, Post 1. "This is a friendly war, we don't hate each other" Just calling out the elephant in the room...