comebacks

[XxHaterzLoveMexX]

Whats you best/ fav comeback? Mines "i know you are but what am i" lol works everytime

 

[ltachi]

Eat a dick up or shut the fuck up.

 

[ltachi]

Or

Eat a dick up and shut the fuck up.

 

[SIimShady]

"so it comes down to this" works every time 

 

[riri_]

This is not funny, but when ever my friends are sad I say
"Well someone needs a happy meal"  cause well....I'm cool like that hehe 

 

[-N_G-TheSlenderman]

My name is a comeback by itself.

 

[-N_G-TheSlenderman]

is a comeback itself*

 

[Danzo]

Mine is a swift punch to the face.

 

[riri_]

For girls:

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

For all genders:

How long did it take you to come up with that one?

I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.

 

[-AC-TheAlphaWolf-]

When i'm really pissed i just say-"Guess someone stopped breastfeeding early."
Or
"You'll never be the man yo mama is"

 

[WitchMother]

Mines
Bîtch please

 

[-AOC-ImHavingABadBadDay-]

Mine is, "Ha! I remember when I had my first beer!"

It's not the best one but I find it so amusing.

 

[EnglishPanda]

If anyone ever uses sarcasm and insults themselves:

Thank you for insulting yourself! Now I dont have too!

For me though, as I have glasses, I'm referred to as Harry Potter a lot.

'Harry potter has an 11" wand and makes magic happen" 