-I lean against the tree, pulling her into my lap, holding her close- "I'm glad you stumbled across me..."
(come on Sal lighten up it was a joke and I don't think the world sex in capitals or not can get a thread locked)
Ben-e.e SPLENDY SHUT THE FU~ Splendy-whispers something- Ben-eyes widen and nods softly- Splendy-turns again to my horrible mode, my fangs growing huge and growing huge claws, my eyes turning evil red, looks at Angel, and screams then charges-
(e.e It would be an unreasonable lock because sex doesnt get censored or anything, therefore not making it a bad word and since it didnt offend anyone, well....Theres no reason lock it)
Splendy-screams stopping, then takes out his tentacles with bells at the point, rings them into a creepy song, that makes Angel's worst nightmare appear in front of her-
Firenze: how would you like to fuck this handsome elf Drake: Firenze can you stop trying to get me laid for 5 minutes please?!