Do you got 5 screens in your '86 Rivi?
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Do you flip Snow White quick, fast, in a jiffy?
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When you buy new tennies do you spend one fifty?
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Do you smoke Swisher Sweets or do you smoke Phillies?
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Have you ever bought a TV from Dope Fiend Willie?
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Do you sip Cognac or do you sip Remy?
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Have you ever slapped a bitch for givin' you a big hickey?
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Do you get shit crunk or do you get jiggy?
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Will you still be fucking when you way past sixty?
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Could I hide in your house if the cops is tryin' to get me?
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Would you fuck a thick bitch even though she wasn't pretty?
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If I was doin' bad would you smoke a blunt with me?
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Are you a young city slicker or a country hillbilly?
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Do you like Fonzarelli or Lenny and Squiggy?
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When you wake up on a Sunday do you feel shitty?
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Do you pass on the ass if you don't got a Jimmy?
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Just to fuck a fine bitch would you eat out the kitty?
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Have you been with two hoes that wasn't strictly dickly?
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Do you hit anything or are you really picky?
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Would you suck my dick if I said....
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