Favorite Quotes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by _Tron, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. "It's turkey time."
    - "Huh?"
    - "Gobble, gobble."
    -Gigli
     
  2. "Heroes are just ordinary people who've made themselves extraordinary."-Gerard Way.

    "Don't take anyones shit and never let them take you alive."-Gee again.
     
  3. "Fortunately, she found something to step onto. Unfortunately, that something was my face." -Percy
     
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    From the babysitter or something? Can't remember the name of the film! 
     
  5. "Im responsible for what i day not what you understand" -i made it up-
     
  6. "If rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not"

    -Kurt Cobain
     
  7. "Thanksgiving with my family is trying to get everyone under the same roof and hoping the cops don't get called"
     
  8. Barney, that's a scene from The Pacifier
     
  9. "If you can count your money, you haven't got a billion dollars." -J. Paul Getty
     
  10. "Stupid is as stupid does, sir!" -Forest Gump
    I just love that Movie!! 
     
  11. "Great, home of my least favorite music. Hee haw!" -Grover.
     
  12. "You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have…" -Unknown

    :)
     
  13. "Have you ever shot a cow with a bazooka? Well I have, and it was fun!!"
     
  14. "'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many meatbags would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose... against statistically long odds."

    Not sure who said it.
     
  15. "Well, congratulations. Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. Yay!" ~Santana Lopez

    "The only straight I am is straight up bitch." ~Santana Lopez

    "Let me tell you how this gonna be if I may. When I look at a person I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes, I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy. So if you ever tell me what to do I will end you." ~Santana Lopez

    "Fellow Glee Clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm-out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead." ~Rachel Berry
     
  16. The Pacifier! That's it!

    "Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know which one you're gonna get" ("sadly I got this one." )
    "Run Forrest run!"
    "I'm running Jenny, I'm running!"
     
  17. Beauty is what's inside