Gifted RP

(I'm using my anti-girl material)

 

(Maybe I'm a spider! :3)

 

(-steals crowbar from ANGIE and keeps going farther away-)

 

(son of a bitch thank god your not spider woman)

 

((COUGH BEATRICE) *RUNS AFTER JAMES WITH GHOST CHILI*)

 

(Maybe I am. >:3)

 

(- moves to the tops of skyscrapers so ANGIE can't get me-)

 

(finally alone)

 

(SPOKE TO SOON! *Kiddnaps James and puts him in a hole*)

 

(-climbs out- haha forgot I'm Spider-Man)

 

(*Grabs James, puts him back in the hole and ties him in indestructible duct tape* BEEEOTCH)

 

(-escapes again and breaks duct tape- I'm the Spectacular Spider-Man at that)

 

(-hangs upside down from a web- I know people say love hurts but kidnapping your crush that's a bit overboard)

 

(LIES. NOW I KILL YOU. *Runs around with a knife*)

 

(I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH.)

 

(keep telling yourself tht)

 

(-takes the knife from ANGIE-)

 

(Oh, I shall.  *TAKES KNIFE FROM JAMSIPOO*)

 

(geez I dont think there'll be enough of me to have if u still have that knife)

 

(What's that supposed to mean señor?)