Gifted RP

(*:3)

 

(NOM NOM NOM (That's MAH real name. ) NOM NOM NOM)

 

(-pushes ANGIE away so she's not eating me- bad Angie bad stick to your word I said u were right u leave me alone)

 

(Psh, I had my fingers crossed. *NOM NOM NOM ON JAMES*)

 

(-slings a web and swings off-)

 

(OH FUCK NO.)

 

(FREEDOM!!!)

 

(NUUU JAMES- *Unicorn slinkie*)

 

(lol also -uses webbing to tie u up- that's for lying)

 

(YUHATEMEJAMES?! *Unicorn slinkie x3 double kill*)

 

(who says I hate u huh? An y u no not kill random PEOPLEZ)

 

(Because I'm a good person.)

 

(how does tht make u a good person)

 

(Because I eat you James.

 

(only when u catch me can u eat me -swings away-)

 

(CHALLANGE ACCEPTED BABE. > *UNICORN KICKASS-*)

 

(Y U NO JUST CALL ME JAMES!!!!!!! -still swinging away-)

 

(TROLOLOLOLOLOL-*Unicorn kiddie ride*)

 

(lol -stops in a dark ally and changess into the SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN and swings back out-

 

(HELLZ NO. *Crowbar*)