Lame Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, is there any more room for me in those jeans?

 

Are you from Tennessee?  Because I wanna fuck you 

 

I lst my number can i borrow ures?

R u muslim. Coz yo body islamin'

 

I was flipping through the book of Numbers and I realized I don't have yours ? (How to pick up a girl at church)

 

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head

 

^Oooooo 50%

 

Hey ima flip this coin whatever it lands on that's what I get heads or tailss

 

Would you be my koala

 

?do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?
Hey baby I must be a light switch because every time you see me you turn me on ?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material 
Oh no I'm not staring at your boobs I'm staring at your heart

 

Do You work at subways?
Cause you just gave me a footlong

 

My doctor says I'm lacking some Vitamin U and you're lacking some vitamin D ?
I bet you 20bucks you're gonna turn me down?

 

I wish I were a burger, so I could get between those buns. 

 

^go Nikki

 

Sammi

 

ARE YU A BEAVER


CAUSE DAMN

 

Jake someone already said that ?

 

are you a magician because abracadayum!
If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me?
Is there something in your eye oh wait it's just a sparkle
I scrapped my knee I'm Fallin for you but baby a kiss will do
You're cute as a button
Can I get your autograph to prove that angels truely exist?
(Yes like four of those are from Stephen jerzak song)

I may not be a genie but you can rub my bottle the right way
You gotta call life alert, you got me fallen and I can't get up 

 

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon?

 

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell?

 

Is your name yoda?
Cause yo-dalicious 